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Announcing Ruby on Crack

Antonio Cangiano April 1st, 2008

After several months of keeping it under wraps, I’m happy to officially announce my own web framework to the world. It’s called Ruby on Crack and will be released by RailsConf 2008. The name of the framework was chosen because I wanted to push the idea of a complete break from the existing Ruby frameworks, a clear cut, if you will.

Rails is great, don’t get me wrong, but it’s very opinionated. If you need to get things done in a different way, coding in Rails can become a burden. More reasonable from this viewpoint is Merb, but it’s still somewhat too close to Rails. Ruby on Crack is very different. A programmer using Crack no longer has strong opinions or is constrained within the rules defined by the framework. The only guiding principle is FUD (Fast Useful Development), but you get to decide your own specific style of web development. The framework is very modular and each component is connected to another one through a unified API called PIPE.

According to my preliminary tests, using Crack makes you 5 to 10 times more productive than using Rails. Not only that, but speed wise, you’re running much faster with Crack. Ruby on Crack ships with two extremely fast web servers, as opposed to WEBrick with Rails, called Purebred and Fat. Purebred handles requests by spawning new threads, while Fat uses an event based approach. From what I’ve seen so far, they easily outperform any other existing webservers, to the point that I was able to serve a sample app at a rate of 10,000 requests per second on commodity hardware.

Part of the speed boost that Crack can give you, is due the highly efficient, thread-safe and powerful ORM called Freebase. Even Datamapper is really slow compared to Freebase. On average, Freebase smokes ActiveRecord (it’s 4 to 5 times faster) and it can take advantage of advanced database features which are not supported in ActiveRecord, Datamapper, Og or Sequel.

I don’t want to reveal too much right now, but Ruby on Crack is truly a revolutionary approach to web development and makes you value the true power and colorful nature of Ruby. All of this will be explained in detail in future posts, and the code will be released into the wild for all to enjoy within the next couple of months. It took a lot of effort to get my team to work on Crack, but the results are rather satisfying. Don’t just take my word for it though, here are a few testimonials from prominent figures in the community who’ve had a chance to use the closed beta of Ruby on Crack:

“Those who use Crack can really appreciate the beauty of Ruby.” — Matz

“Fuck You” — DHH

“Incredible framework. I plan to publish a book about it ASAP, and I’m sure that it’ll be the first in a long series of books that I’ll write while using Crack.” — Dave Thomas

“Crack is what we really needed at Engine Yard.” — Ezra Zygmuntowicz

“Wow, what an eye opener. Crack made web programming fun again.” — Obie Fernandez

“You ass#$!@ m0#@#!@&%$” — Zed Shaw

“Once you have tried Crack for the first time, you realize how addictive it is. I simply can’t go back to Rails anymore.” — April Pesce

“Web 3.0 will belong to those on Crack.” — Tim O’Reilly

“If there is something that the Ruby community got right it’s Crack. I wish Python programmers were on Crack too!” — Guido van Rossum

“This is truly innovative and a godsend for startups. Give us about 6 years and we’ll have Arc on Crack too.”- Paul Graham


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35 Responses to “Announcing Ruby on Crack”

  1. Giovanni Intini ITALY Mac OS X Safari 525.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 3:14 am

    Antonio had the good will to share his Crack with me last week and I can honestly say my life will never be the same again.

    I thought I was productive with Rails, but the ease of development and the sheer performance of Crack are astounding, and we’re talking prerelease code here.

    Really looking forward to the official release.

  2. Nicola Larosa ITALY Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 3:16 am

    Get out! ;-P

    DHH and Zed Shaw quotes are a tad too realistic. ;-)

  3. Alexis Perrier FRANCE Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0b4 on 01 Apr 2008 at 4:13 am

    Can’t wait to try crack ! I have tried other ruby frameworks such as pot but crack beats pot 10000 fold.

  4. cypher AUSTRIA Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 3.0b4 on 01 Apr 2008 at 4:23 am

    Can’t wait to get my Crack!

  5. aa cypen INDONESIA Fedora Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 5:39 am

    Can’t wait for the official release ..

  6. Kevo X Thomson UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 6:13 am

    Well, it *is* April 1st, is it not?

  7. raggi UNITED KINGDOM Mac OS X Camino 1.5.5 on 01 Apr 2008 at 6:14 am

    lol, very good…

    I can’t wait to “fill my bowl”…

  8. Prejj UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 6:22 am

    Late Breaking News : Ruby on Crack will be announced as IronRuby.

  9. vn INDIA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 6:47 am

    April fool?

  10. Abhijith INDIA Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on 01 Apr 2008 at 6:54 am

    Almost got me!

  11. Giuan ITALY Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 8:34 am

    April 1!

  12. Chetan Mittal INDIA Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 9:20 am

    hahaha …

    the best April Fools Day gig :)

  13. Frank Spychalski GERMANY Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 9:25 am

    LOL, especially Paul Graham…

  14. vilaca PORTUGAL Windows XP Internet Explorer 7.0 on 01 Apr 2008 at 9:57 am

    Oh… it was an April fool??? (drops crack pipe…)

  15. she AUSTRIA Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 on 01 Apr 2008 at 10:40 am

    funny idea but everyone by now hates 1. april ;)

    i like the quotes though hahaha

  16. random INDIA Windows Server 2003 Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 11:46 am

    Im working on Ruby on LSD ;)

  17. Amaiko Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I like The quotes too :):)
    I can Say This is Perfect Lie

  18. Ken Debian GNU/Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.4 on 01 Apr 2008 at 1:14 pm

    I take LSD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Shore_Drive) before programming Ruby at work.

  19. Thom Parkin UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 on 01 Apr 2008 at 4:33 pm

    The first time a security flaw is discovered in your new framework, the headlines will read:
    “Crack has been Cracked”

    Enjoy April 1, 2008

  20. Keano CANADA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 01 Apr 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Hi,

    Are talking about Metaweb Freebase?

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  24. Daniel Luz BRAZIL Linux Mozilla Firefox 3.0pre on 02 Apr 2008 at 7:58 am

    Great news! I’m afraid there will be great aversion to Crack, though, especially on the corporate world. Maybe you could distribute some schwag in conferences.

  25. Leonardo Borges BRAZIL Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 02 Apr 2008 at 10:52 am

    Awesome!

    Had a great time reading this!

  26. Paolo ITALY Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on 02 Apr 2008 at 7:19 pm

    well
    i have read this today, and only reading the testimonials from prominent figures lighted me :-)
    BTW I do not think the Ruby community needs another framework!

  27. Crackhead Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 on 02 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Damn! I must have been snorting too hard again. Seeing things…and believing it was true.

  28. Mark UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on 02 Apr 2008 at 10:22 pm

    Was this just an April Fools joke, or is there any truth to it? It sounds like a SNL ad to me.

  29. Antonio Cangiano Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 02 Apr 2008 at 10:36 pm

    Yes Mark, it was a joke. :)

  30. mike Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 03 Apr 2008 at 2:18 am

    awesome work Antonio. Can’t wait to see it!

  31. Jared UNITED STATES Mac OS X Safari 525.13 on 04 Apr 2008 at 3:09 am

    Crack Rocks!

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  33. Warren Parsons UNITED STATES Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on 08 Apr 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Pure awesome!

    Reading the DHH quote was like like getting hit in the forehead with a brick made of funny.

  34. mary jane Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 12 Apr 2008 at 2:34 am

    I would so use Ruby on LSD!!!!!

  35. Jeremy Blanchard UNITED STATES Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on 16 Apr 2008 at 12:43 pm

    I read this a couple days ago. It wasn’t until yesterday that I was thinking “Wait… that was kind of ridiculous… I wonder if that was an April Fools Day joke”

    And alas… It was. I was fooled for quite a while.

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